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June 06, 2010
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Those Were Different Times Contest #63

Introducing: the "Joel Diamond E X P E R I E N C E"
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And the "Best All Caps Reproduction Of The Best Montage Rrom "Airplane" Award" goes to:
LOOK IT'S A GIANT...
WANG, WHAT ARE STARING AT...
TEACHER IT AN ENORMOUS...
JOHNSON, HAVE YOU FIGGURED OUT WHAT THAT THING IS?
IT SEEMS SIR TO BE A HUGH...
DICK, GET ON THE PHONE TO..
OBAMA, THIS IS THE PRESIDENT.
-phukuhp


11. Richard Gere's other career.
-drwho

10. You ladies want a one way trip to pleasure town? KAZOO!!! . . . oh this a harmonica. Let's just go on a lame little trip somewhere.
Oh look! Clouds!
-donairs


9.5. The girl in purple is Our Monica
9. Ladies 'Vibrato' only means I 'shake' the harmonica while playing now get off
-bigjas

9. HEY, THIS IS HAPPENIN... GET TO PEACE WITH IT.
-phukuhp

8.5. I'd Fuck All Four Of Them.™
8. ... is being Neil Diamond's older, less-talented brother, resenting it, and thereby doing anything you can to draw attention to yourself.
-theDIRTYmidget

7. Maybe Diamond isn't a girl's best friend.
-gerhardguffaw

6.5. A night of tandem perms and Miami Vice reruns? Keep your "experience" Joel.
6. Because magic carpet rides are for terrorists.
-missalicia

5. The Joel Diamond Experience crashed into the Jimi Hendrix Experience and created Blues Traveler.
-chuckkling

4. I love the one they do with Earth, Wind, & Fire; where they land, get blown, & hire a new bunch of back-up singers.
-LucyLieu

3.75. photoshopped!!
3.5. Joel whisked them away for a late milquetoast lunch
3. *WARNING: "The Joel Diamond Experience" may cause vomiting, diarrhea, or dizziness. "The Joel Diamond Experience" may lower your sperm count and / or cause incurable impotence and / or incontinence and / or ovary-withering. Joel Diamond insists the noises he produces with his harmonica are "musical", & not intentionally harmful.
-trident

2. This is EXACTLY why I'll never buy a harmonica at GoodWill...
-csymonz

1. Diamond in the Sky with Loosies.
-MacSpruce

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