Dear All Employees&Managers of LA Starbucks,
things that bad that you feel the need to take it out on my coffee? I
don’t get it. All you have to make me a non-fat vanilla decaf latte in
a timely manner that doesn’t suck. But you can’t do that! Why? I was in
the valley yesterday and I had a coffee from the Starbucks on Ventura that was not only made licketty split but was so delicious I almost spit it out. That’s how much you have ruined me LA Starbucks. Jesus!
I am not a monster. I am not demanding things I think are unreasonable. I am demanding that you drop your ‘tudes
and just do your job. And I’m not even saying “do your job” in a way
that means you can’t gossip or have breaks. I am all for that shit!
Just make the coffee right. You can do that and talk about “The Hills”.
It’s possible! I promise you!
I am also not a snob. Wait, that’s not true. Please, please, I can’t buy lattes from McDonald’s.
PS – If anyone reading this knows of a Starbucks that makes delicious drinks, please let me know. But I will not drive west of the 405.