Full Credits

Stats & Data

18Funny
53Die
11,481
Views
August 16, 2017
Published
Description

You get it

1 - Downloading Percent.jpg

Nice


2 - Tape Measuref.jpg

Perfect height, better length


3 - Temperature in New City.jpg

It’s NICE out


4 - Green Day 69th Century Breakdown.jpg

Sweet


5 - Battery life.jpeg

Charged enough for me


6 - Speedometerf.jpg

Perfect speed


7 - Cucumbers.jpeg

Obviously cucumbers…


8 - 2048 best score screen.jpg

Bruh


9 - Leo.jpg

Awwwww yeeeaaaah


10 - Linkd In.jpg

Falling short as usual


11 - Heinz 69 Sauce.jpg

Like that sauce


12 - Friday The 69th.jpg

Marathon


13 - 9 Movie.jpeg

Would see it


14 - High Sixty Nine.jpg

Why high five when you can high sixty-nine?


15 - 69 Mile High Club.jpg

Altitude 69 miles?


16 - Dollar Bill.jpg

Wish they paid me this for this article…


17 - Monkey Typing.jpg

Ok, but what would 69 monkeys at 69 typewriters come up with???


18 - Doctoral Thesis Joke.png

Sick doctoral thesis bruh


19 - Halloween H69O.jpg

Ultimate sequel?


20 - Sixty Nine Days Album Art.jpg

This is the most awesome story of a girl


21 - Tarot Cards.jpg

But what’s my sixty-ninth Tarot Card say?


22 - BANK BALANCE TOO MUCH.jpg

Way too much money in my account, lemme spend a dollar real quick


23 69th Street.jpg

Tryna live there


24 - Football PLayer 69.jpg

Sick bro


25 - 69 Pounds.jpg

Down to fighting weight


26 - Food Pyramid.jpeg

Dis my food pyramid


27 - Paralell Universes.jpg

69 alternate universes?


28 - Stargate.jpg

69 chevrons? Would go to whatever planet this is dialing…


29 - Mile High Stadium.jpg

Mile High Stadium? Call me when its 69 miles high


30 - Mark Mcgwire.jpg

Remember when McGwire hit 69 home runs in one season? Pretty sweet, until he ruined it and hit more


31 - Different Football Player 69.jpg

Another one? Nice x2


32 - A Third Fball Player 69.jpg

Three?! Daaaaaaaaang


33 - Phone.jpeg

Down with dat phone


34 - Wage Gap Joke.jpg

Even 69 cents on the dollar wouldn’t excuse a wage gap…


35 - Bryan_Adams_-_Summer_of_'69.jpg

Best summer


36 - Yo Momma Joke.jpg

Yo momma so fat we gotta (9)


37 - 6 over 9.jpg

Ok


38 - Six O Nine.jpg

Best time


39 - Chewy Height.jpg

Fake news


40 - super bowl.jpg

Super super bowl


41 - 69-kindle.jpeg

Finally a reason to read books


42 - D9 Six Pack.jpg

6-pack of D9

Six D 9

Sixty Nine

Nailed it


43 - District 69.jpg

Better


44 - Super Bowl AGAIN.jpg

Might consider actually watching football for once


45 - Naked Gun.jpg

Get OJ in on it and I’m there


46 - Complicated Music in 69.jpg

Too complicated, unplayable


47 - Sheet Music in 69.jpg

That’s more like it


48 - Sibelius.jpg

If you wanna write the BEST sheet music


49 - 76ers and 49ers become 69ers.jpg

What do you get when you combine the 76ers and the 49ers
Perfect


50 - 69 candles.jpg

Could’ve also been the movie 69 candles. Either way we good


51 - 69 Camaro.jpg

‘69 Camaro, sick


52 - 69 Mustang Even Better.jpg

‘69 Mustang, even better!


53 - Anniversary Gemstones_Do one less than platinum.jpg

What’s platinum - 1?


54 - Thulium.jpg

Best element


55 - The Number 69 Poster.jpg

Bro


56 - T9 Wiki.jpg

Remember texting 10 years ago? Would still use


57 - 69 red balloons.jpg

Heck yea


58 - studio 60.jpg

Now there is a show I’d watch


59 - Richter Scale.jpg

Sick earthquake brah


60 - pH Scale copy.jpg

Perfect pH


61 - inbox.jpg

No more emails plz


62 - mutual friends.jpg

Best friend


63 - This is my twitter and it is perfect go follow me.jpg

This is my Twitter, it is perfect, follow me, it is perfect


64 - No one on linked in doesnt work.jpg

Wow, somehow further away Linked In, come on now!


65 - Guitar Tabs actually great excercise.jpg

Best guitar exercise


66 - FOD Votes.jpeg

Perfect amount of support for my page…


67 - Vitruvian Man.jpg

Are you familiar with the golden ratio? It is the formula for beauty in nature and art. Look it up. It’s almost .69. Imagine if it were exactly .69 how much more beautiful nature and art would be…


68 - StarWars.jpg

A long time ago in the most awesome galaxy ever…


69 - Pitch leaderboard.jpeg

And now I retire from comedy…

Advertisement