Perfect height, better length
It’s NICE out
Charged enough for me
Falling short as usual
Like that sauce
Would see it
Why high five when you can high sixty-nine?
Altitude 69 miles?
Wish they paid me this for this article…
Ok, but what would 69 monkeys at 69 typewriters come up with???
Sick doctoral thesis bruh
This is the most awesome story of a girl
But what’s my sixty-ninth Tarot Card say?
Way too much money in my account, lemme spend a dollar real quick
Tryna live there
Down to fighting weight
Dis my food pyramid
69 alternate universes?
69 chevrons? Would go to whatever planet this is dialing…
Mile High Stadium? Call me when its 69 miles high
Remember when McGwire hit 69 home runs in one season? Pretty sweet, until he ruined it and hit more
Another one? Nice x2
Down with dat phone
Even 69 cents on the dollar wouldn’t excuse a wage gap…
Yo momma so fat we gotta (9)
Super super bowl
Finally a reason to read books
6-pack of D9
Six D 9
Might consider actually watching football for once
Get OJ in on it and I’m there
Too complicated, unplayable
That’s more like it
If you wanna write the BEST sheet music
What do you get when you combine the 76ers and the 49ers
Could’ve also been the movie 69 candles. Either way we good
‘69 Camaro, sick
‘69 Mustang, even better!
What’s platinum - 1?
Remember texting 10 years ago? Would still use
Now there is a show I’d watch
Sick earthquake brah
No more emails plz
This is my Twitter, it is perfect, follow me, it is perfect
Wow, somehow further away Linked In, come on now!
Best guitar exercise
Perfect amount of support for my page…
Are you familiar with the golden ratio? It is the formula for beauty in nature and art. Look it up. It’s almost .69. Imagine if it were exactly .69 how much more beautiful nature and art would be…
A long time ago in the most awesome galaxy ever…
And now I retire from comedy…