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July 15, 2016
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Fuel can steel beams melt not.

The Death Star was destroyed twice in Star Wars. As you can see from the theories below, something doesn’t quite add up.

  • In the vacuum of space, things don’t explode like that…unless it’s a controlled demolition…
  • It was orchestrated by the Galactic Empire to justify more senseless Star Wars
  • Darth Vader and the Emperor lied about Alderaan having WMDs
  • X-Wing fuel can’t melt quadanium steel
  • Stanley Kubrick actually directed the explosion of the Death Star
  • We know the attacker had contact with Sand People shortly before becoming radicalized The Empire needs to ban them until we can figure out what’s going on
  • Seth Macfarlane was supposed to be on one of the X-Wings but drank too much Urrqal and missed his flight
  • A lot of bothans called in sick that day #justsaying
  • The second Death Star was never meant to be a weapon, but rather a solemn memorial to those killed on the first Death Star
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