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Published February 12, 2009
You know there comes a time when you get so tired of explaining why you're a vegetarian and why ham doesn't look,taste,or smell good to you. Also, the fact that pigs are alot like dogs n cats so now I just tell people that I'm Jewish; of course my pastor knows I'm full of shit!
The other thing that irks me is my cousin. She's so into bragging, like today she calls and says "I'm on holiday in New Delhi for two weeks, so I answer:"what a coincidence, I've got the day off,that's no.1, and I'm in a new deli,no.2, and I'm on Two Notch Rd. in Columbia,SC.."
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