To my adorable man on his birthday,
I love the man you are and that you're mine.
I love that we have the same passion for toilet paper.
I love your Frankentoes.
I love that you say goodnight to Brian Williams after the nightly news.
You make me proud every single damn day.
…I am the luckiest woman in the world.
May this year be your best - you have always deserved that much and more.
Happy Birthday babez.
I didn't know which stripper you'd want, so I got them all - enjoy :)