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Published September 27, 2012

The GOP revealed the primary cause of Mitt Romney's political shortcomings in the past several weeks: he's still running on Windows software.

“There’s nothing wrong with me," Romney countered .

"I might run a little slower, but I’m still just as reliable as---” the Republican presidential candidate then froze for over an hour and a half. Luckily, Paul Ryan was there to revive him by clicking control-alt-delete multiple times.

It appears he’s not the only Romney working on outdated technology. His wife Ann still runs on Linux, while his fleet of Mitt clones, referred to as S.O.N.S. (Similar Offspring Needed for Success), are internally connected via Xbox Live.

Mitt also hinted that he might switch to Windows Vista. When asked why he preferred Vista he replied, “Well ‘Vista’ is a Spanish word. And apparently, they can vote now.”

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