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Published May 26, 2013

 

Meow! I will never shy away from admitting my helplessness and complete subjugation to the power of the pussy (aka – the vagina, the sex hole, the queen Laqueefah, etc). There hasn’t been such abject prostration since the pyramid erections of 2584 BC. Why does a woman’s vagina (sorry for this distinction but I don’t want anyone to think I’m referring to an animal’s vagina) carry with it an allure that’s worthy of hypnotic qualifications? And should men be ashamed that their cocks can’t brag about this same engulfing rapture?

 

If a girl showed me her vagina, I’d be more than smitten by her kitten and would surely be inside her quicker than someone who goes inside of something really quickly. Inversely, if I whipped out my dick to show a beautiful lady friend, chances are she’d be insulted, embarrassed and completely turned off. 

 

When describing the physical characteristics of a vagina, it’s commonplace to hear feminine similes like: “her vagina was like a beautiful flower, with luxurious pedals that folded over a mysterious curvature....etc”. You never hear: “her vagina was like a collection of skin that looked as if someone pulled the trigger of a shotgun from inside her body.” Perhaps if dicks were described with more finesse and positivity, some kind of enamouring may be salvaged. 

 

Sometimes I wish vaginas walked around like they were people. They would have interactions and even confrontations (perhaps with other vaginas) just like us humans. What a wonderful day it would be if as I sat by my lonesome waiting for a bus, a giant vagina came and sat down beside me. We’d speak of politics, culture, and I would try not giggle as it stumbled over consonants like a child with a speech impediment. I can think of no greater cumfart then that of having a giant vagina as my closest friend.

 

Don’t get me wrong, I love the other parts of girls too (breasts, ass etc) but sometimes, it’s just their vagina I want. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I must excuse myself.

 

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