There's a new Twitter account, Modern Seinfeld (@seinfeldtoday) and you should follow it if you like funny things. Simple concept that should not need an explanation. Though I would happily watch an episode where George tried to explain a parody Twitter account to his parents.













- "george starts dating a girl that is tumblr famous for taking her clothes off. elaine tries to impress her young brooklyn boyfriend's friends, but can only talk about bands that get radio play. kramer talks to jerry about entering the meth business, after an all night run of breaking bad on netflix." shit writes itself lol
- New Years morning Elaine wakes up in bed with Kramer and Newman. George and Jerry bet to see who can keep their New Years resolution the longest..
- Jerry becomes a Brony. enough said
- Maybe Larry David can use some of these on Curb Your Enthusiasm.
- MPUS SEX DIE
- Jerry breaks up with up with his girlfriend for speaking the term, "LOL", Kramer tries to pick up strange women on Facebook, Elaine loses interest in a rich tech start up founder when the company goes broke.
- Wait this is so great. I would definitely watch those.
- these are all shit
- Jerry and George decide to write and perform their own sketches via YOUTUBE, while Kramer becomes addicted to Words With Friends. Elaine tries to find an excuse why she won't accept George's friend invite on Facebook.
- I hear the soundtrack at the end of every tweet. This is just like the show


Patience is overrated...


















































