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May 4th is 'Star Wars Day' and it goes without saying that nerds are going to be out in full "force."

May 4th is ‘Star Wars Day’ and it goes without saying that nerds are going to be out in full “force.” But you’re no nerd! You’re cool!! Here are some ways to distinguish your very cool self from all those dorky geeks.


Buy a real sword

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Say you have ‘Star Wars’ on vinyl; it’s way better

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Instead of “May the fourth be with you,” say “Eyyyy! May the fourth be with you.”

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Don’t possess the knowledge that lightsabers are actually not a beam of light but rather a tightly closed loop of energy,
and definitely don’t share that knowledge
with anyone

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Talk about real wars

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Get a job with Lucasfilm and then tell your friends “Meh, it’s just a job.”

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Ask people if Boba Fett ever got out of the Sarlacc pit because you’re too cool to know whether the Expanded Universe books are even canon

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Purposely call Jakku “Tatooine” like you’re too cool to know

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Say “May the fist be with you” as you punch a nerd in the face

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Wear your ‘Star Trek’ gear

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