The ALTERNATIVE CAPTION CONTEST BLOG!

Hello Again Everyone! Here are the results from our guest Judge - Spydergirl!! 

Honorable Mentions..

Best PSA Observation

l

Well,making ashtrays is just not acceptable anymore.Smoking is bad.

Most Braggadocious

t

I gave them the mold for that!

Most Trendy

Gerhardguffaw

Goth cock rocks!

Scariest Comment

jellybean13

This could replace the one I cut off my boyfriend.

Most Jungian Conundrum

bigjas

I'm making a replica of bigjas's,gonna need more clay

bigjas

Alternative-I'm making a replica of bigjas's don't need all this clay

Most Revealing Confession

ClayJunky

This is why I taught HS ceramics for ten years.....this and the free sex

Most Practical Application

Hmmm, I just thought of a way to make my Volcano science project erupt. Now if I can juuust talk Tad into it.

Most Topical Comment

jitterbug

'Sex in the City': High School days

AND THE WINNERS ARE…

Bronze Medal

paddydawkin

With the infinite creative power of the universe we four witches are going to create the perfect man and we shall start by creating the perfect penis...Oh the joy that beats within my breast...

Silver Medal

gottadime

This would look good on the back of the Canadien view of  Mt. Rushmore...

And the Gold Medal goes to…

Shadow88Storm

Like the "Ankh" was like this really groovy Egyptian symbol for eternal life and uh... like this penis is like this really groovy symbol for a dick. Does anybody wanna come over to my house and watch me pierce my clit?

I think I can safely speak for most of us, certainly all the MALE Captionistas’ that YES – we would ALL like to come over and watch that show!! I’m just sayin’..

THANKS EVERYONE – And Special Thanks and Well Done to Spydergirl for another incredible job!!

Hello Everyone! If you’ve seen today’s Main Caption Contest you already know that it’s a foregone conclusion that JoeLeeThree SHOULD win (if FOD lets him..) for his brilliant caption “Canadian view of Mt. Rushmore”! So – I think we need an ALTERNATIVE CAPTION CONTEST TODAY!

I just happened to stumble across this charming picture and for some reason – it really got a rise out of me! No Rules, and Judging by FOD’s new favorite Columnist and Advice Maven – Spydergirl!!

Hmmmm – What is she thinking?!...