Hello Again Everyone! Here are the results from our guest Judge - Spydergirl!!
Best PSA Observation
Well,making ashtrays is just not acceptable anymore.Smoking is bad.
I gave them the mold for that!
Goth cock rocks!
This could replace the one I cut off my boyfriend.
Most Jungian Conundrum
I'm making a replica of bigjas's,gonna need more clay
Alternative-I'm making a replica of bigjas's don't need all this clay
Most Revealing Confession
This is why I taught HS ceramics for ten years.....this and the free sex
Most Practical Application
Hmmm, I just thought of a way to make my Volcano science project erupt. Now if I can juuust talk Tad into it.
Most Topical Comment
'Sex in the City': High School days
AND THE WINNERS ARE…
With the infinite creative power of the universe we four witches are going to create the perfect man and we shall start by creating the perfect penis...Oh the joy that beats within my breast...
This would look good on the back of the Canadien view of Mt. Rushmore...
And the Gold Medal goes to…
Like the "Ankh" was like this really groovy Egyptian symbol for eternal life and uh... like this penis is like this really groovy symbol for a dick. Does anybody wanna come over to my house and watch me pierce my clit?
I think I can safely speak for most of us, certainly all the MALE Captionistas’ that YES – we would ALL like to come over and watch that show!! I’m just sayin’..
THANKS EVERYONE – And Special Thanks and Well Done to Spydergirl for another incredible job!!
Hello Everyone! If you’ve seen today’s Main Caption Contest you already know that it’s a foregone conclusion that JoeLeeThree SHOULD win (if FOD lets him..) for his brilliant caption “Canadian view of Mt. Rushmore”! So – I think we need an ALTERNATIVE CAPTION CONTEST TODAY!
I just happened to stumble across this charming picture and for some reason – it really got a rise out of me! No Rules, and Judging by FOD’s new favorite Columnist and Advice Maven – Spydergirl!!
Hmmmm – What is she thinking?!...