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The Eden Motel in Taiwan is renting out an elaborately decorated Batman-themed suite. The Batcave room includes Bat mirror, Bat bed, Bat safe, flat-screen Bat TV, and pretty much everything else that would be in a hotel room only Batman logo-shaped and pronounced with the word Bat in front of it. The floodlit bathtub has a bat signal in it and the bedroom is covered in Batcave-style walls. The whole thing is rather elaborate and is rented exclusively in three-hour chunks (just enough time for plenty of sex) for £40 (about $61.50).

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The Motel specializes in themed rooms, which include a Mummy (the Brendan Fraser movie!), Alcatraz (pay money to live in prison!), and Aquaman theme, among others. Here are some more pics.

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Sure, at one time in our lives we’ve all wanted to pay some money, have three hours of sex on a bed with the Batman logo on it, and then get the heck out without having to clean up. But, if I’m going to have a three-hour rendezvous with a lady in a movie-themed hotel suite, you better believe I’m not gonna choose Batman or some other silly super hero. Here are my top five with some of the amenities included:

The Fargo Suite

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– It’s kept very cold

– Wood Paneling and shag carpets galore

– Complimentary wood chipper for … whatever


The Billy Madison Suite

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– Full middle-school classroom setup

– Unlimited crates of “Our Milk”

– Shampoo and conditioner included!


The Eyes Wide Shut Suite

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– Lots of people in masks having sex, OBVIOUSLY

– Alan Cumming is just … around … a lot

– Inside those walls Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman are still married, in love, and everything is right with the world


The Scary Movie 2 Suite

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– Well for one, it’s hilarious in there

– Two words: horny ghosts!

– Spoofs galore (really, I can’t stress enough, you will have a good time if you just turn your brain off and stop acting all snotty about it)


The McFarland, USA Suite

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– Includes full 5k cross-country course that’s yours to do whatever you want with

– A LOT of water damage from the Waterworld suite renovations

– Teeming with Mexican American teens that need a middle-aged white man to wrangle and inspire them. Will you be that middle-aged white man? That’s up to you.

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