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April 20, 2010
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So...I was writing someone a fairly diplomatic letter (to follow up on a fairly emotional letter), and...luckily I re-read it one more time before I clicked the "send" button because this is what I'd written about his wife : "She looks reliable."  LOL!!!
Now, that's one of those things that I would say in conversation without giving another thought to, as what I MEANT by it was all good things...moderate and good things.  "Reliable" implies someone you can depend on, someone studious, someone thoughtful...these are all good qualities...however, I seriously doubt that anyone wants to hear that they LOOK RELIABLE.  LOL  Like they're a Honda Civic or something rather than a Porsche or even a sporty Volkswagon.  How does someone LOOK reliable?  LOL
So, I have chalked it up to the fact that being a bitch simply runs in my veins.  Even when I'm trying to be "nice", if you think about what I've said more often than not it's something kind of bitchy.  And, frankly, you can't TEACH that.  You either came into the world with that innate ability or you didn't.
So, the next time you want to assert yourself by trying to think of something bitchy to say, please don't bother.  If you have to think about it, then you're not really a bitch, so just turn the other cheek and leave it to the people who don't have to try :) 

 
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