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September 11, 2009
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'Hello, is this
 the Sheriff's Office?' 'Yes What can I
 do for you?' 'I'm calling to report
 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith ...He's hidin'
 marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he
 gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it
 there.' 'Thank you very much for the call,
 sir.' The next day, the Sheriff's
 Deputies descend on Virgil's house.
 They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using
 axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no
 marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave. Shortly,
 the phone rings at Virgil's house. 'Hey,
 Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?'
 'Yeah!' 'Did they chop your
 firewood?' 'Yep!'
 'Happy Birthday, buddy!' (Rednecks know how to
 git-r-dun).
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