Dilemmatic Nightmares
By Jeff D'Silva November 1, 2011 | 32 Views
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Last
night I had a nightmare I was…
a Fat Anorexic
Drowning and Thirsty Simultaneously
a Seedless Watermelon Seed
a Suicidal Bungee jumper
a Ghost Hoarder
a
Penultimate Frisbee Player
Leper/Compulsive Masturbator
Most Popular Person on MySpace Circa 2011
Old for my height
a Nudist
Propeller Salesman
Grand Prize Winner of the Laserdisc Sweepstakes
World’s Greatest Deadbeat Dad
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I've been having trouble sleeping
Patience is overrated...
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