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July 22, 2009


Don't forget to mark your calendars.  As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any  woman other than his wife naked.  He must commit suicide if he does.  So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.  Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.   


All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front  of their house to prove they are not Muslims and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women..  SinceIslam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.  The American government appreciates your efforts to root out  terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity

God bless America!