Summer Jobs Sketch #2
Hotel Receptionist Continued. Job #2: Therapist Secretary.
WENDY FRESHNER: A RECENT EMPLOYEE THAT QUIT FROM HER OLD JOB.
TONI APPLEBAM: THE THERAPIST
QUEZNO: WENDY'S OLD BOSS.
NURSE OBAMA: ANGER ISSUES.
EX. DR. ANTONIA APPLEBAM’S OFFICE.-DAY
INT. TONI APPLEBAM’S OFFICE.-DAY
(WENDY, NURSE OBAMA, TONI, QUEZNO)
WENDY FRESHNER IS SETTLING INTO HER NEW JOB.
(Muttering to herself) Now let’s hope this job is not like my last job at that hotel. Man, I hope my boss got out of that hostage situation. At least he blocked the bullet from that gun with a Subway Sandwich. I can not believe he fired me because I do not like Subway!
NURSE FELICIA OBAMA WALKS INTO THE SCENE. SHE SPOTS WENDY AND THEN STOPS IN SHOCK.
You are Doctor Friedman's nurse! What a pleasant surprise. Are you here to see Ms. Applebam?
(Feigning confusion) This is not the Apple Store? I could of sworn it was on 1528 Wilshire road?
TONI APPLEBAM WALKS INTO THE SCENE FROM HER OFFICE.
Ah Felicia, your right on time for your appointment. Now I am running a half hour late, I do not want to see the same reaction as the last time. I am still paying for the damages you have done ro my office.
TONI LEAVES THE SCENE. WENDY LOOKS AT HER SCEPTICALLY.
(Raising her voice) I have anger issues okay?! People always ask me if I’m related to the president, because of my last name which is of course Obama! Are you his sister? Cousin? Aunt? Is it an honor to be related to such an amazing man?! I have news for you, I’m a republican! It is not an honor, Bush was the answer to this nation! And another thing...
TONI RENTERS THE SCENE.
Oh Felicia, be sure to take deep cleansing breathes whenever you walk by the governor's office.
He had to marry that damn Democrat!
Just remember them! Oh Wendy did you know that Felicia is related to the president?
I am not!!
TONI LEAVES THE SCENE. NURSE OBAMA BREATHES HEAVILY AND TOSSES A PAPER WEIGHT OFF WENDY'S DESK! SHE STORMS OUT OF THE SCENE.
(Sarcastically) And it was lovely to see you again Nurse Obama.
WENDY CONTINUES HER FILING AND THEN HER OLD BOSS, QUEZNO, STRUTS IN.
Mr. Quezno you survived the hostage situation!
Please Ms. Freshner, the woman was no threat to me, I am sorry though you are not allowed back at my establishment, only Subway Sandwich lovers are allowed to work at my hotel.
I can try the meatball sub it looked decent...
It is too late señora. You misheard me. Now I am here for my appointment.
You have an appointment here? Why does that not surprise me.
Come here you hunking burning body of deliciousness.
TONI WALKS INTO THE SCENE LOOKING SENSUOUSLY.
He is not your patient?! What is wrong with you? Have you hit your head or something?!
TONI IGNORES WENDY.
No you come over here you tall luscious angel of mercy.
TONI GIGGLES AND THEN WALKS OVER FLIRTATIOUSLY OVER TO QUEZNO AND THEN THEY START MAKING OUT HARD AND HEAVY.
Do you two even realize I am here?
TONI AND QUEZNO GET MORE INTO IT. ANTONIA REMOVES QUEZNO’S JACKET AND TIE.
(Exasperated) Alright fine I can take a hint. By the way Ms. Applebam I quit.
WENDY FISHER STORMS OUT OF THE OFFICE. ANTONIA AND QUEZNO STOP KISSING.
Did you just hear something?
I think your secretary just quit. She is really flaky. I would not recommend her.
END OF SKETCH.