by Mike Perron
Not trying to be cruel, I just think it would be funny if the person who invented the electrical outlet had one day ended up on life support.
I thought of four new jokes in the hot tub but I came out with only two. Great. Now I have to test for pH, chlorine, and joke levels.
If we could take our worldly possessions with us when we died, I would start a transportation company called U-HELL.