Richard Mourdock Inspires Tea Party Douche with New Product Line

Just as our next President, Mitt Romney has been so inspired by Richard Mourdock's keen sensitivity of women to provide him the singular distinction of personally endorsing his candidacy, Tea Party Douche announced today that the luminary on womens' health and ethics of rape has inspired Tea Party Douche's next innovation on its flagship product, the Tea Party Douche.

An upcoming version of the product, which is now in test in several swing states, will be able to help women who have been raped prevent the receiving of a "Gift from God." Test indicate that product is about as effective in preventing conception as prayer. and