This Aint Star Trek XXX, A Parody, Hustler from issue #17

Sarah Godlin, staff

Everyone’s got their thing and since nuuuuurds(enyay over the n) run the film industry there is some pretty decent geekporn out in the world. Take for instance this gem of a tissue waster. I’m supposed to review this, but I don’t want to watch it. I’m afraid it might ruin The Original Series for me. I take Star Trek seriously but apparently Hustler does not. I can make up some stuff, though. Here goes.  WOW! Spock’s ears aren’t the only pointy things on him, and his hairlines match! Conversely, the green Orion slave girl is not ALL green. Teeheeehee. Bones can be heard uttering “Dammit Jim, I’m a doctor, not a tripod”, and the grand finale finds Jim and Uhura creating a yinyang on the floor of the bridge. Set your phasers to BONER!

Rating: 0 out of 12 PBRs