Three nights ago, I swear this is true, I had dreamt about seeing like 5 bundles of shit. Literally, crap on top of a marble-bathroom counter. And I was like: "Oh, why is there feces here?" Then I remember I sort of grabbed the handfull of dung and was kinda frustrated and threw them in a toilet. Coz' that's where shit should be. Down the crapper. The End.
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