I love being the only sober person at a party, because people act like such idiots when they are drunk. You know what they say, “You can’t turn a whore into a housewife, but with a little alcohol, you can turn a housewife into a whore.” Girls LOVE showing their tits when they are drunk. Hell, when I used to drink, the first things to come out were my tits. It’s a fact: men love tits. Even gay men; which I totally don’t understand. You’re turned on by my tits, but my vagina is disgusting. I actually have an ex-boyfriend who turned gay after we broke up. He told me that my “perfect p*ssy” ruined him for all other women. That’s like having a great steak and then turning into a vegetarian. How does a nice p*ssy make you want to suck *ock and get f*cked in the ass? I don’t get it.