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Published September 22, 2010
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I love being the only sober person at a party, because people act like such idiots when they are drunk.  You know what they say, “You can’t turn a whore into a housewife, but with a little alcohol, you can turn a housewife into a whore.”  Girls LOVE showing their tits when they are drunk.  Hell, when I used to drink, the first things to come out were my tits.  It’s a fact:  men love tits.  Even gay men; which I totally don’t understand.  You’re turned on by my tits, but my vagina is disgusting.  I actually have an ex-boyfriend who turned gay after we broke up.  He told me that my “perfect p*ssy” ruined him for all other women.  That’s like having a great steak and then turning into a vegetarian.  How does a nice p*ssy make you want to suck *ock and get f*cked in the ass?  I don’t get it. 

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