Possible New Names for Iceland

By Brian Boone November 16, 2012 | 16,836 Views

Iceland is looking to change its misleading name. Seriously. Pick up a Reykjavik Herald-Tribune once in a while. Here are the finalists: 

• Bjorklahoma
• Eikheijijikejhejiekilejkievijkiejikyievijkeivyikeiyvijeivekyejv-Kejiek
• Vanilla Iceland
• Norway's Canada
• Kejiek-Eikheijijikejhejiekilejkievijkiejikyievijkeivyikeiyvijeivekyejv
• Bjorkistan
• Not Greenland
• Little Greenland
• More Greenland
• Possibly Greenland
• Okay, It's Greenland
• [Name pronounceable only by Skåal, the mighty protector of Iceland]
• Bjonerland, pronounced “Bonerland,” because in Icelandic "bjoner," pronounced "boner" means "beautiful and free"
• United Bjork Emirates
• Something involving Sveinn Bjornsson, obviously
• "Iceland"
• Iceland!
• Jeremy
• New Bjorkington
• The United State of Cold Aryan California
• Belgium
• The Place That Had the Volcano With the Funny Name, Right?
• Colonial Bjorktown
• Diacritical Marks Land
• Bjorkwalk Empire
• Gunnerstahl
• The Ancestral Homeland of Phil Donohue, Probably
• Iceland
• Frozen Water Land
• Remember When Bjork Wore That Swan Dress?
• North Puerto Rico
• Sigurroseburg
• Nithorrablot, which means “all the world knows about Iceland is Bjork, and maybe Sigur Ros”
 

 

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  • Greenerland? Hot Springs, Bjorkinsaw?
  • the land of rocks
  • Belgium. Funny.
  • But for clever, I pick "Iceland."
  • ICE-Island!
  • Odins Rectum
  • DuetoglobalwarmingitnotsomuchIceland Land!
  • Cold & HotLand
  • bankruptieland
  • They had me at "Norway's Canada" lol.
  • How about, The place Bjork came from or The country formerly known as Iceland.
  • ICELAND is a beautiful name! Keep it!!!!
  • Out of Iceman.......
  • or Goose
  • Can't be Maverickland....cause of Tom Cruise abn how uncool he has made that charater...go Sciencentology
  • Water World
  • LOL North Puerto Rico
  • I think that they need to go with the long unpronounceable names! It would be funny to watch people try to pronounce them.
 
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