Is there anything Jesse Eisenberg can't do as an actor? Guy plays an awkward carnival worker in the 80's, nails it. Takes a run as an awkward zombie fighting horny bastard, nails it. Gets crazy as an awkward asshole super genius and he fucking nails it. But no way could he possibly play an awkward pizza delivery driver that gets a bomb strapped to him and forced to rob a bank. Spoiler alert... nails it! Along with Nick Swardson, putting his homosexual prowess on hold, Danny "Kenny fucking Powers" McBride, and Aziz Ansari's patented voice of always sounding like he is about to ejaculate, 30 Minutes or Less provides the laughs and thrills unmatched since Arnold delivered the goods in Last Action Hero. The films sees Nick (Eisenberg) deliver a pizza like he has so many times in the past, only this time he's the meat topping they are after! Dwayne and Travis (McBride and Swardson) are like bitch rob a bank or get all blowed up. To demonstrate the power of their bombs, they blew an innocent teddy bear to shreds. Fucking savages. Eisenberg runs to his friend Chet (Ansari) smartly realizing that when in doubt, Americans will blame the bomb on his brown friend. Good thinking! What ensues can only be described as genius, characters playing off each other so well you'd swear their rapport is better than the bitches in Mean Girls. This film takes a slice from the pizza of life, and is filling in all the right places.
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