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Published February 13, 2011 More Info »
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Published February 13, 2011
The  Magic Green Hat The other day I  needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4  hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT. When I went into the E.R., I noticed  that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that  they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting  time. Here's the hat. It also works at  DMV. It saved me 5 hours. At the Laundromat, three minutes after  entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still  running.But...don't try it at  McDonald's. The  whole crew got up and left and l never got my  order!
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