MAGIC GREEN HAT

By Joe Burton February 13, 2011 | 1,764,359 Views
The  Magic Green Hat 

The other day I  needed to go to the emergency room. 
Not wanting to sit there for 4  hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT. 
When I went into the E.R., I noticed  that 3/4 of the people got up and left. 

I guess they decided that  they weren't that sick after all. 
Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting  time. 

Here's the hat. 


It also works at  DMV. It saved me 5 hours. 


At the Laundromat, three minutes after  entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still  running.

But...don't try it at  McDonald's. The  whole crew got up and left and l never got my  order!
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  • http://nirvantus.com.ua very funny BDSMGIRLS
  • hehe
  • so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • niceeee
  • doesnt work
  • lame and racist.
  • I don't know much about immigration, but I'm pretty sure you can't get a drivers license if you're an illegal immigrant, or work at McDonalds...
  • Well I hope those (presumably) dying Mexicans haunt you for the rest of your life you prick
  • we wouldnt have to make jokes if they stayed away from our damn country
  • racist, but still rather funny.
  • Ok, yeah its racist. Its a comedy website, untie your panties for a second and relax.
  • I didn't take a good look at the hat, read on and was confused at why this was racist.. then I looked at the hat... Ha, it's cute. X)
  • HAHAHAHAHA TOO FUNNY
  • tho im not offended im also not amused. played out
  • at least the illegal are paying taxes when they go to the DMV or work at McDonalds. Not like lazy Americans that just get food stamps and SSI and have 5 kid on welfare in trailer parks LOL LOL LOL Why is the truth so hard to hear?
  • i want a hat like that lol
  • this is fucking great but wouldnt work where im from cause theres not that many illegals up here in ny
  • illegal immigrants are the only ones being "discriminated" against here....keyword ILLEGAL so for all you bleeding-heart liberal idiots complaining why don't you go illegal immigrate to mexico. you can follow the one running from the magic green hat
  • ok
  • awesome and racist!
  • I want one!
  • anyone find it funny that we are so hostile towards these people? They come to "AMERICA: THE LAND OF THE FREE"/"THE MELTING POT" for a better life for their families. Unless you are a direct descendant of the First Nation People you are the family of an illegal immigrant. At least they come peacefully and just try to get by and support themselves and their families. They don't pull the Christopher Columbus evils on us. Nationalism=America, The Next Nazi Germany. Fail.
  • so can somebody explain to me why its racist? its a novelty item that states a job title. And the words just state what happened.
  • take a joke you stupid beaners
  • Y'all niggas need to lighten up and learn to take a joke, this is some funny stuff right here!
 
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