At the yard sale where Ron Howard discovered the VHS copy of ‘Donald Trump’s The Art of The Deal: The Movie,’ Mr. Howard also uncovered an original draft script for the made-for-TV movie. The script contained notes from the film’s executive producer, Donald Trump, meant to be implemented by the script’s writer, Donald Trump. Most were not included in the final version for budgetary reasons while others were just reminders to Trump of future business ideas. There were also several pages that just included hundreds of sketches of what Trump assumed a human colon looks like.
While many of the script pages had been destroyed by rats and still others seemed to have been eaten by Donald Trump himself (a fact Funny Or Die confirmed through dental records), we were able to salvage a few for posterity. These have been scanned and reproduced below.