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Published June 10, 2009
I wrote in cursive specially fer my little love mumpets:

I just want to say that I love the smell of a little yellow turkey right after it walks away from a two headed dwarf that my momma calls Sam. My mom is my sister, that makes 'er my aunt. To  think about it I donts really know who my aunt is. Ask my grandma, she said she once remembered runnin' inta my momma.

Anyway, keep America beautiful,don't tread on me...and meet me in Montana! That's just my two cents. 

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