This quotes has been taken from a site name www.CharlieSheenSays.com so all credits to them.
"I tried marriage. I'm 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer -- I believe in numbers. I'm not going 0 for 4. I'm not wearing a golden sombrero"
"I was bangin' seven-gram rocks and finishing them because that's how I roll. I have one speed, one gear."
"I'm different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man"
"Do I enjoy cocaine?.... Is that really a question?
"Will your kiss be facial or butt-al?"
"I'll marry a tree cause the other type of marriage didn't work."
"When was the last time you used? Used? I use a blender, I use a vacuum cleaner, house hold items..."
"Wearing a condom is like putting on a raincoat before you shower. What's the point?
"The only thing I'm addicted to right now is winning.";
"I am on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."
There are so many more.