Life of Captain Bill(2) on the NASA Mars No-Return Mission
1 - I cant wait until we get to mars so we can plant these fucking seeds
I'm so god damn sick of space ice cream
2 - (Bill) - Shut up and eat your chicken pot pie
1 - Its actually not that bad, you know
3 - You say that every day. I just wish we had some flavor for our drinks
1 - Never again Bill, never again.
3 - I fucking dream about juicy juice every night man. And wine. cause theres way too much flavor in wine.
1 - Why did people even drink alcohol?
2 - Apparently not everyones happy on earth, so they drink.
1 - No I think that we developed more active cognitive processes in an alcohol drinking society and when we're not drinking we feel that as anxiety. People drink to relieve natural anxiety.
3 - You think they do other drugs to relieve the same anxiety too?
1 - Yep. But definately because everybody drank for thousands of years
2 - Is that a joint?
1 - NO
2 - THERES ONLY SO MUCH OXYGEN HERE FUCKFACE how did you even sneak that on
1 - its not like theres a security check Bill
3 - yea I brought some tic tacs Bill
2 - OH MY GOD I DIDNT SNEAK ANYTHING ON. And that's what you wanted to bring?
3 - well they ran out 4 months ago, I'm just saying
2- Ok but I would have at least brought something to play with
3 - I used to open and close the container but that fell off two months ago
2 - Get me off of this thing.
1 - We're floating in space, Bill
And then they get out of the simulator and go to lunch