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Governor Good Hair is going to run for the 2012 presidency. Jesus will be his running-mate. In other news 6 Bullet Roulette replaces Monopoly as America's favorite game. This guy still thinks Texas could successfully succeed from the United States of America, and now he wants to be president. What the? If this guy makes it through the primaries it might be time to move to Europe or Texas since that's practically Mexico anyway. 
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