So, Abby Elliott also did a Gwyneth Paltrow sketch, which can be seen at the link below because my awesome work computer isn't letting me add a hyperlink. Another reminder that I'm a poor, plebian nobody.
It happens, people writing similar versions of the same sketch without knowing it, so there's no reason to express anything more than the feeling of disappointment that everyone will see Abby Elliott's sketch and no one will see mine. It's in no way a ripoff - it's just two comedy minds thinking alike. But seriously, can SNL please just hire me?