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Published August 29, 2014
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Recently The Intercept published a piece based on leaks from Edward Snowden that showed the National Security Agency has been secretly developing a Google-like search engine that can be used to filter through the 850 billion records of phone calls, emails, cellphone locations, and internet chats they have collected on suspected terrorists and innocent Americans caught up in their information drag nets. Some of the most popular searches on this “NSA Google” are reprinted below.


Clues

GOOD clues

most dangerous terrorist to catch

easiest terrorist to catch

funnest terrorist to catch

dope machetes for soys only

Muslim guy works at Panera, should be worried?

Sexy terroris

Sexy FEMALE terrorisT

Did we 9/11?

Mahamad spelling

Muhammad

Muhammad picture

Muhammad picture what happens if draw

funniest phone calls

hottest phone calls

phone sex american

phone sex muslim on american

Good tacos afghanistan

easy muslims to trick

broke muslims easily tricked

cool muslims to hang out with

Terrorists where hang out

ok to shoot gun during interrogation?

what are dabs?

Janie that went to Torrey Pines High School Class ’02 Married?

Interests of Janie that went to Torrey Pines High School Class ’02

Phone number of Janie that went to Torrey Pines High School Class ’02

How put Janie that went to Torrey Pines High School Class ’02 on terrorist watch list

Name of bad guys in iraq

ISiS how to stop

It ok to be scared in CIA?

recipe for BEST hummus

movies terrorists like

movies terrorists like netflix streaming

am I terrorist?

are we all the real terrorists?

how to resign NSA

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