Urban Outfitters is My Life Partner

I'm just like you and me; not a hipster.

Yet there is something drastically spectacular about Urban Outfitters that I've come to appreciate. If you don't know what to give someone for their birthday and/or holiday season, Urban Outfitters will have some random, quirky piece of interesting that you can give. Something nobody else would think of, and that suddenly makes you the most suave sophistacate in the room.

I'm not going to try to even prove that I'm right. They're website does it for me. Seriously, super cool things. Things that make me feel like a complete failure because I've never created anything so fantastic, yet it makes me feel like a total pro for giving it as a gift, which let's face it, is practically creating it!

I mean, if you don't smell like one of those stores that turned douchebag into a fragrance, sprayed way too much of it around the premises like a teen in heat and then shut off all your lights,  and you sell All My Friends Are Dead, you're pretty much good in my books.

On an unrelated note, anyone who can "have too many perogies" is satan.