Wow! We are in the middle of insanity.
So, here’s the rest of the Twitterverse to remind you of the good things in life like animals, road pizza, drone hammocks, and 3 year feud about lettuce with Wendy’s.
Why this monkey look like every girl I know studying abroad pic.twitter.com/RA7MqMSMfD— Tori Harkin (@tori_harkin) August 5, 2017
white people get red in the winter cause the wind too spicy— childish sadbino (@datassque) August 2, 2017
WIFE: OH NO, MY WATER BROKE— Michael, still here (@Home_Halfway) August 6, 2017
NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON: Actually, water is liquid and c--
WIFE: *grabs Neil's shirt* GET ME TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL
Wanted a toothbrush, got a cyberpunk future. pic.twitter.com/cwmKz3APVl— E.Saxey (@esaxey) August 7, 2017
abbreviations:— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) August 8, 2017
gf = geoffrey
bf = beoffrey
af = alfred
lmao = lets make an owl
lgbt = lets go buy trombones
more abbreviations:— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) August 8, 2017
ftw = friday thursday wednesday
lol = lets order lino
wtf = won two free
ps = pete sampras
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take pic.twitter.com/wRcR6R8tvx— Eric Fawcett (@Efawcett7) August 9, 2017
Your rap name is young + the reason you cried last— Kev (@mixtapekevin) August 9, 2017
My rap name’s Young Alone In My Bathtub At 3am Tuesday.
i must go, my planet needs me pic.twitter.com/GujTFlSA5K— Cates Holderness (@catesish) August 8, 2017
[under my breath at the ballpark]— dan chamberlain (@amfmpm) August 8, 2017
i wanted a belly itcher
I go to Denny's for the privacy, but I come to Sizzler to be seen— Danielle Perez (@DivaDelux) August 5, 2017
Two hammock tweets that have it figured out.
Bruh this dude tied a hammock to his drone and is flying around he's light years ahead of us pic.twitter.com/UQpYm5r3xg— (@lordflaconegro) August 4, 2017
Muscle relaxers make you feel like everywhere's a hammock— Chelsea Frank (@ChelseaSFrank) August 6, 2017
Game of Thrones, at its core, has always been a show about how much it sucks to be a horse— Dan Sheehan (@ItsDanSheehan) August 7, 2017
I just flew back from my mom's and boy are my arms a complete disappointment.— Kim Monte (@KimmyMonte) August 5, 2017
so i ordered a chair for my room off of amazon and... pic.twitter.com/PU3N6e1GJT— sav (@itssavannahxox) August 3, 2017
Listen with the sound ON
My new favorite thing on Twitter is this three-year feud between Wendy's and a cabbage account pic.twitter.com/90LCUOG3YC— Frisky Zisky (@OrangeFact) August 3, 2017
That feels better! See ya next week for more NOT politics!