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Published January 02, 2013

 

HASBRO TOY CORP
INTERNAL MEMO -- CLASSIFIED
Attn: Robert Zmegma, SVP Marketing
Bob: please see the attached Holiday commercial proposal.  Looking forward to your thoughts.

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This Christmas, your kids can finally bring home all the fun, all the adventure, all the French Revolutionary history, with the new:LM1.jpg
 
Look, it’s Anne Hathaway as Fantine!LM2.jpg
 
You’re the prettiest whore in Paris!LM3.jpg
 
Such beautiful hair! Let’s shave it!LM4.jpg
 
Oh no, you got Tuberculosis! Time to go to heaven in the first act! You’ll have to settle for a Supporting Actress Nomination this time! LM5_copy.jpg
 
Look out, here comes Russell Crowe as Javert!LM6.jpg
 
Are these costumes authentic? Because he looks like Cap’n Crunch.LM7.jpg
 
It’s Amanda Seyfried as Cosette!LM8.jpg
 
So pretty! And bland! 
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Yay! It’s Helena Bonham Carter as the comic relief! LM10.jpg
 
I wonder if she and Tim Burton even own a brush. LM11.jpg
 
Here's Marius! Played by appropriately-named ginger heartthrob Eddie Redmayne!
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Cool!  If you leave his action figure outside, the sun burns his dainty white flesh!
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And here comes Hugh Jackman as Jean Valjean!
“Not so fast, Daniel Day-Lewis! That Oscar belongs to me!”LM14.jpg
 
Check out his beard! LM15.jpg
 
Yes, this holiday bring all the fun home with the Les Miserables Playset, and hear your kids say:
 
KIDS (in unison): WE LOVE ANTHEMIC BUT BLOATED MUSICAL VICTOR HUGO ADAPTATIONS!
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Also available: "This is 40" Domestic Malaise Playset. LM17.jpg
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