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Published October 13, 2011

DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY FOURTH QUARTER 2010 STATISTICS ON TSA AIRPORT SCREENING

  • Terrorist Plots Discovered: 0
  • Natural Blondes: 3
  • Transvestites: 133
  • Hernias: 1,485
  • Hemorrhoid Cases: 9,172
  • Enlarged Prostates: 8,249
  • Breast Implants: 59,350
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