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Published February 10, 2009
The iPhone is greater than the moon landing. 

Exhibit A:

Gil Scott Heron's Whitey on the Moon

Also, it's high time Science began living up to its promises.  You talk big with your Hadron Colliders and Tofu, but dammit, Science, if we can go to the moon, a hoverboard is not an unreasonable request.  We have the internet in our hands, figure it out!

Also, the printing press is a terrible idea compared to the iPhone.  Steve Jobs makes Johannes Gutenberg look like... like a dumbass, that's what.  Shut up, Gutenberg.
 
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