It’s officially February and we all know what that means: the onset of seasonal depression. We asked 14 people what they’re doing to battle the symptoms this year.

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John J.
When I’m starting to feel a little seasonal depression, I just take a deep breath and imagine the number of people who would show up to my funeral if I died today. I know at least four people for sure. I hope this was helpful!


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Jennifer C.
My boyfriend just left me for my dad so I’m in serious need of cheering up. Tonight’s double feature? Stepmom and Room! I haven’t seen them before — they’re comedies, right? Excited to get out of this funk!


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Julie but with two I’s so it’s spelled Julii.
I don’t really get seasonal depression cause February is my science teacher and I’s anniversary! Sorry I couldn’t be of more help! Have you tried asking Jessica W.? She never has anyone to sit with at lunch so could be a really good resource if you’re looking for sad people.


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Josh B.
You know what I do with those bad feelings? I lock ’em up and take ’em to the gym. By February, most of the fatties have given up on their New Year’s resolutions so it’s usually easy to find a free elliptical.


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Lisa and Richard B.
You know the cure for seasonal depression? A little polyamorous love. Hi, we’re an attractive couple who love to have fun and are looking to meet like-minded individuals. If you think this is you, call us at 723-898-5555.


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Kyle K.
I like to call celebrities, mask my voice, and be like, “If you EVER make another FUCKING movie I’m gonna FIND you and I’m gonna KILL you, you MOTHER FUCKER. I am NOT kidding!” It’s all in good fun, though.


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Susan G.
Who are you? Where am I?


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Jesse N.
You guys ever try masturbating? This guy at the gym just taught me about it. It’ll be spring before you know it!


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Jennifer W.
I swapped places with my twin so I could fuck her boyfriend! He has no idea! SHHH!! DON’T TELL!!! LOL!!


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A Bear
Bitch, you KNOW I hibernate in February! Why are you wasting both of our time right now?!


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Rain Q.
Whenever I get seasonal depression, I hack into my teacher’s computer and email the principal some child pornography from his account. We’ll probably have a substitute next week!! But now I have a question for you — what is this for? Like a newspaper or something?


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Tom B.
Fuck off.


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Mason G.
Go to Taco Bell and mix all the sodas in one cup, baby!


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Kyle and Benji C.
We’re sick of sharing a bedroom so are gonna trick our parents into getting a divorce. Dad should be getting a new apartment by the end of the month. Also we start karate this week!!!

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