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July 18, 2018

This enormous Jeff Goldblum statue in London is here to make today suck slightly less.

Just checked the calendar and today sucks. Confirmed. But today sucking doesn’t need to get in the way of appreciating the magnificent art that is a giant shirtless Jeff Goldblum from Jurassic Park statue that appeared in London today.


Absolutely stunning. I love that everyone has decided to take a seat, because looking directly at this thing for too long would certainly cause your knees to buckle.


This woman snaps a quick selfie with the love of her life and also some loser in sunglasses.


A dog who presumably hasn’t seen Independence Day OR Jurassic Park 2: The Lost World can still appreciate Goldblum’s shirtless glory.


Then the dog got a person to show them this moment because dogs are angels sent from heaven to make our lives better.


It’s so beautiful, I want to cry. Is this statue just here to celebrate the 25th anniversary of Jurassic Park and let the world know it’s available to stream somewhere or whatever? Probably. Who cares. Not this guy. I don’t know art (or marketing campaigns) I just know what I like and I fucking love this so much.

For more Goldblum check out the latest episode of Cooking With Jeff Goldblum featuring special guest Bryce Dallas Howard! Because you can never get too much Goldblum.