Courtroom Jokes

By Jan Jan Duldulao July 29, 2011 | 120 Views
Lawyer: "How old is your son, the one living with you?"

Witness: "Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which."

Lawyer: "How long has he lived with you?"

Witness: "Forty-five years."
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