or

Recently, EMI Classics released a soundtrack to the popular trilogy “Fifty Shades of Grey”. I had a listen to the soundtrack to see if it accurately reflected the books’ message; it did not. In honor of one of the *cough Best-Selling “Novels” of our time, I have put together a 15 track listing of what should be on the soundtrack. Enjoy!

  1. I’m Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman-Britney Spears
  2. Mmm Mmm Mmm-Crash Test Dummies
  3. The Reason-Hoobastank
  4. Two Tears- Hanson
  5. How You Remind Me-Nickleback
  6. My Heart Will Go On-Celine Dion
  7. Slipped Away-Avril Lavigne
  8. Bad Day-Daniel Powter
  9. Kiss From a Rose-Seal
  10. Yellow-Coldplay
  11. Cry-Bass is Base
  12. Everytime-Britney Spears
  13. Giving You Up-Miley Cyrus
  14. No Aphrodisiac - The Whitlams
  15. Crawl-Chris Brown

If you've been fortunate enough to avoid the book this far, please view the above track listing as the worst compliation of songs since a raccoon got caught in the photocopier.

Advertisement
Advertisement

From Around the Web