FIFTY SHADES OF GREY: AN UNFORTUNATE SOUNDTRACK

Recently, EMI Classics released a soundtrack to the popular trilogy “Fifty Shades of Grey”. I had a listen to the soundtrack to see if it accurately reflected the books’ message; it did not. In honor of one of the *cough Best-Selling “Novels” of our time, I have put together a 15 track listing of what should be on the soundtrack. Enjoy!

1. I’m Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman-Britney Spears
2. Mmm Mmm Mmm-Crash Test Dummies
3. The Reason-Hoobastank
4. Two Tears- Hanson
5. How You Remind Me-Nickleback
6. My Heart Will Go On-Celine Dion
7. Slipped Away-Avril Lavigne
8. Bad Day-Daniel Powter
9. Kiss From a Rose-Seal
10. Yellow-Coldplay
11. Cry-Bass is Base
12. Everytime-Britney Spears
13. Giving You Up-Miley Cyrus
14. No Aphrodisiac - The Whitlams
15. Crawl-Chris Brown

If you've been fortunate enough to avoid the book this far, please view the above track listing as the worst compliation of songs since a raccoon got caught in the photocopier.