Danish Jokes they Tell in Sweden

Q: How Many Danes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Lots because Danish people are weak and arthritic because their socialist medical system is only second in the world in patient care.

Q: Why did the Dane cross the road?
A:  He was trying to get to Sweden where the women are blonder and more attractive.

Q: Why did the Dane cross the road?
A: He had to go to the gas station to get help because his car broke down because it wasn't a dependable, Swedish-made Volvo.

A Dane walks into a bar and orders a beer and some pickled herring.  The bartender says "I'm sorry we don't serve Danes here."  So the man leaves.  And everyone in the bar is happier and enjoys their Aquavit more.