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Published October 30, 2008 More Info »
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Written by Jake Szymanski
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Published October 30, 2008

Hey guys and gals.  You may notice I titled this little diddy "don't click here".  That's because I only wanted YOU to read it.  The crazy ones.  The misfits.  The rebels, the trouble makers.  The round pegs in the square holes.  The ones who see things differently.

You're not found of rules. And you have no respect for the status quo.  I can quote you, disagree with you, glorify or vilify you.  About the only thing I can't do is ignore you.  Because you change things.  You push Funny Or Die forward.  And while some may see you as the crazy ones.  I see genius.  

Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can click on something that says "don't click here", are the ones who do.

Okay.  Now that our little pep talk is over, seriously, stop clicking on shit and get back to work.  The economy is in the tank, and you're 2 more minutes of searching for SFW porno movies away from getting canned.

Finish the work week strong and remember to pick up your god damned kids from your sister's place.  They think it smells funny there.
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