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Published: October 05, 2010
Description: O'Donnell said "I'm you" in her latest commercial. Incorrect.

Christine O'Donnell's new commercial kicks off with her informing us that she's "not a witch." A likely story, O'Donnell. She then goes on to say, "I'm you." Incorrect again.  If Christine O'Donnell actually was us, she'd be the following things (she's not): 

1. A Rational Human Being

2. A Chronic Masturbator 

3. A Non-Witch 

4. A Person Who Doesn't Live in Fear that the Chinese will Take Over our Government

5. A Person Who Evolved From Primates 

6. A Fan of Friends (O'Donnell called the show a "disservice to society")

7. Someone Who Just Knows of God, but Doesn't Know Him Personally 

8. Someone Who Knows Homosexuality is not an "Identity Disorder"

And most importantly…

9. You

I don't have a picture of you specifically so here's a picture of O'Donnell acting like a crazypants so you can look at and realize it's not like looking in a mirror.