Democracy NOW, Serenity LATER! Caption Election #3

Well, this was by far the biggest voter turnout, and with 99.99% of precincts reporting, it looks like our new Prime Minister is the Latin Werewolf in London, lobizon. 

I'm going to let the three-way tie for opposition leader stand because, after all, it is the will of the people.  Plus I think chuckkling, paulthezombie, and Kristi51 all deserve that second spot and it's going to take their combined talents to craft the proverbial silver bullet to keep lobizon in check for the week.

Below are the "Spasey" awards and the final vote tally...

Thanks again to everyone who got involved, I may have to recruit some elections staff if the turnout keeps growing, but the hilarious shit you all come up with makes it well worth the work.




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Defenseless Title - Bombfilledshark

Takin' care of (real life) business - Bombfilledshark for:

"...this is, like, the most stupidly busy week of my life, so I have to carefully ration my fucking-my-life-away-on-the-internet time."

"Votes Magotes" - jitterbug

Implying that your mother is a bull... DAAAMN! - Hüxtabub for:

Now THAT'S how a muthafucka gets around in India...DAAAMN!!!

VH1 "Behind the ranch hands" brought to you by BluRay - paulthezombie for:

What can you say? Michael liked kids and Tito liked cows. If you ask Joe about it, all he's gonna say is, "It's on Blue Ray."

Stuff your 'sorry's in a sack, mister - chuckkling

Flashback - chuckkling for:

Ok...now Tiger Woods has gone too far...

Most pun-ishment inflicted with the least exertion of force - lizardladyfla for:

Well,his horn is working and he can Steer too.

simplesamscrumptious23 - jimjamjones23 for:

Meals on wheels.

Bovine wit hormone - Kristi51

Sad but true award (for unadulterated pun-ishment) - jitterbug for:

Unable to afford his own transportation, Big Jim was forced to ride STEERAGE.

"Henny" Youngman award - mervin97 for:

his wife told him to stop off on the way home from work to get milk

Don't mix with Texas - BillyRoboto for:

Apparently steers and queers don't just come from Texas!

Declaration of in depends - theDIRTYm... for:

Life, Liberty, and The Pursuit Of Cattle-Anus.

Hardly Davidson - phukuhp for:

MUST BE A COW-A SAKI...

Slow-roasted to perfection - westsideslant for:

"Please slow down. You're making my stomachs turn."

Bull hog and MVP (most valuable personification) - lizardladyfla for:

Hey, is that Kobe Bryant ?

Expect a call from the Disney legal team - Rhiann0n for:

Clarabelle is going to make a sacrifice to the Cow Gods

For finding the (short) path to tdm's heart - jellybean13 for:

I thought u were suppose eat before you fuck it. Not fuck it before u eat it.

Well done and rare - westsideslant for:

After getting pulled over, the cops grilled him for about a half hour.

Drunk after a shitty day or shitty after a drunk day? - Kristi51

(thanks for voting, I can't compute or might short circuit xoxo)

It's lonely over here on the far side - spase for:

According to Einstein, there exists a universe where everyday reality is made up entirely of Gary Larson cartoons.

Better luck next time - All of us, for missing:

"Mootercycle" (or some variation thereof)

and

"You can only ride this bike for 8 seconds at a time..." (or some variation thereof)

New election starts tomorrow nite.  Until then make somebody smile or soil themselves.



Here's the votes, minus singles and Kristi's last minute spinning ceiling session...
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Hell's Angus.

(6) votes  (spase , BillyRoboto , jimjamjones23 , mervin97 , jitterbug , chuckkling)
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The exact moment Magic Johnson got AIDS

(5) votes  (spase , paulthezombie , lobizon , jimjamjones23 , westsideslant)
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What can you say? Michael liked kids and Tito liked cows. If you ask Joe about it, all he's gonna say is, "It's on Blue Ray."

(5) votes  (spase , lobizon , BillyRoboto , mervin97 , jitterbug)
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African scientists agree that the methane engine needs some refinement.

(5) votes  (spase , mervin97 , lobizon , theDIRTYm... , jitterbug)
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A bicycle built for moo......sorry.

(4) votes  (paulthezombie , BillyRoboto , mellowpuma , jitterbug)
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They taste better when they're scared shitless.

(4) votes  (lobizon , theDIRTYm... , mellowpuma , jitterbug)
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The Nigerian version of ET's famous scene did not go as planned...physics would not allow it.

(4) votes  (lobizon , mervin97 , jitterbug , Rhiann0n)
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his wife told him to stop off on the way home from work to get milk

(4) votes  (lobizon , theDIRTYm... , spase , jitterbug)
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Apparently steers and queers don't just come from Texas!

(4) votes  (theDIRTYm... , spase , jitterbug , lobizon)
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"Please slow down. You're making my stomachs turn."

(4) votes  (jimjamjones23 , chuckkling , BillyRoboto , spase)
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Well,his horn is working and he can Steer too.

(3) votes  (BillyRoboto , spase , theDIRTYm...)
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Meals on wheels.

(3) votes  (jellybean13 , BillyRoboto , jitterbug)
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No helmet is fine, but I hope he's wearing protection.

(3) votes  (lobizon , BillyRoboto , chuckkling)
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Black Angus... what?

(3) votes  (lobizon , BillyRoboto , jitterbug)
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Life, Liberty, and The Pursuit Of Cattle-Anus.

(3) votes  (spase , jitterbug ,  BillyRoboto)
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MUST BE A COW-A SAKI...

(3) votes  (spase , jitterbug , westsideslant)
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Now THAT'S how a muthafucka gets around in India...DAAAMN!!!

(2) votes  (spase , BillyRoboto)
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(I'll get this one outa the way...)

"Get outa the way! My wife's in labor!"

(2) votes  (lobizon , jitterbug)
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Ok...now Tiger Woods has gone too far...

(2) votes  (lobizon , spase)
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"Moo Fast, Moo Furious"

(2) votes  (jimjamjones23 , BillyRoboto)
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Bad, bad driver ... no Reincarnation for you!

(2) votes  (jitterbug , BillyRoboto )
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Having a fetish like this might get you branded a weirdo.

(2) votes  (jitterbug , lobizon )
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Ass, gas, AND grass! That cow's got class...

(2) votes  (jellybean13 , jitterbug)
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Technically I'm getting a lift from Daisybell,she owns the bike

(2) votes  (spase , lobizon)
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When you ride a motorcycle, it's a lot easier to manure in traffic.

(2) votes  (spase , theDIRTYm...)
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The cow is nothing,there's a Rhinoceros driving the car where a Silverback Gorilla took the picture

(2) votes  (spase , lobizon)
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Keep movin', movin', movin',
Though they're disapprovin',
Keep them doggies movin' Rawhide!

(2) votes  (mervin97 , jitterbug)
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Don't look now Bill but.......screeeech.........SMASH!........Mooooo!

(2) votes  (BillyRoboto , jitterbug)
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Unable to afford his own transportation, Big Jim was forced to ride STEERAGE.

(2) votes  (theDIRTYm... , spase)
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HOPPED UP on RED BULL

(2) votes  (theDIRTYm... , mellowpuma)
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HEY COW... YOUR BITCH IS ABOUT TO FALL OFF...

(2) votes  (theDIRTYm... , jitterbug)
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Bullworth the birther goes to Kenya to track down Obama's birth certificate... and it does not end well.

(2) votes  (BillyRoboto , jitterbug)
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What? You never had a Nigerian milkshake?

(2) votes  (spase , jitterbug)
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Brahma Lama Ding Dong .

(2) votes  (chuckkling , jitterbug)
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According to Einstein, there exists a universe where everyday reality is made up entirely of Gary Larson cartoons.

(2) votes  (jitterbug , lobizon)
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Nice try ESPN. I'm still not watching the X Games.

(2) votes  (jimjamjones23 , lobizon)
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