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February 26, 2016

Anything we can do to take down the man in orange face.

In an ideal world we wouldn’t tease someone for a misspelling. I sent in my senior thesis with the word “segue” spelled “segway” so who am I to start throwing stones? But in the case that Donald Trump makes a typo in a tweet, I’ve assembled an arsenal of pebbles, boulders, and rocks.
And today he did. Twice.

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Leightweight, like when a long wait makes you late?

Unfortunately, he fixed the errors, or more likely one of his lowly staffers snuck onto his phone and fixed it as Trump was shitting on his golden toilet. But I encourage you to delight in these mistakes and frolic in Trump’s quiet correction because this man does not often recede. Well, his hair probably does, but even that is a giant coverup.

Anyways, we should all be so thankful Trump was so erroneous in the past day. It’s truly an honer.