Well, I'm not really....that's the title of the play I'm currently in at my little theatre group I'm with.
So, tonight I'm onstage and everything is going really well, when suddenly I hear two people having a whispered conversation, I'm waiting to do a scene and I'm thinking 'Ok, shut the fuck up now please?' because it was quite off putting and it seemed to be going on for ages and I couldn't figure out where it was coming from, backstage or in the audience. The talking didn't stop, and it completley threw me so I fluffed my lines at really funny portion of dialogue! I was so pissed off about it!
Turns out, it wasn't in the audience at all, but it was the two bloody women who were on the bar at front of house. I'll kick their arses when I see them again! Good job they left before the play ended, not so good there is no bar open after we finish.....had to go the pub round the corner for a very strong beverage after that!
Annnnnnyway. The Mayor and his wife were in the audience tonight and they enjoyed it, we had to meet them after the performance and have photos taken, so I might be in the local papers next week!
Well, 2 down and 6 to go.