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Published December 26, 2008
  1. "Um, Sorry Ken.... We lost your keys.... gotta find them, then I'll deliver your truck to you...." - Auto Shop Manager

    HOW THE BLOODY HELL do you lose a customer's keys??? On Christmas Eve??? After having the truck over a week, and fornicating him with a metal spatula on the cost??? How??? Why Me, God... Why Me?!?!?!?".... For your Oscar Consdierations... Kenny G. :-)

    2. "My computer is broke!!! I have nothing on my Monitor!!!!!".....
     "And the monitor is on.... correct...??"
    "Well... um... huh??... Lemme look.... Tee Hee... I feel so silly..... Thank You."  - Random Customer

    Seriously?? Come on!!! I mean, I know we aren't all as savy on computer repair as those of us in the industry.... but some stuff is just crazy stupid.... If you can't even comprehend the concept of "Needs Electricity/Power Switched On" for your computer to work.... Use a freaking Etch-A-Sketch... for the love of Odin!!!

    3. "Sorry I'm late... Roads are bad".... -Johnny the Tech
    " But, You live 1/2 Mile from the office... I live 10 Miles... with a worse Vehicle... I still got here on time..."
        " And...?"

    Seriously.... I know I am no role model around this office.... and I make less than you.... But... Get to work on time, you little PUNK!!! (God, I am glad to be able to say this "here"... on FOD.... since I can say this "Here".... at work.... :-)

    And.... Most Word-Failingly of all....

    4. "you're so wonderful, Ken - ty" - Her

    Yes.... the same Her from other posts.... The one that makes every day better than the day before... even if she doesn't know it sometimes. :-)

    No backstory for this one... It's just... it's amazing... when all you want to do is make someone else feel truly special... how they can make you feel so special in return.....

    And That, my friends, is That.... for now. :-)

    - Kenny G.
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