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October 20, 2009


I've been with my girlfriend for three years and I love her very much. She recently moved in with me but failed to mention one small fact. A demon has haunted her on and off for most of her life. This totally sucks because the demon came back.

At first, I admit, it was kinda cool. You know how people always ask, "What's up?" and you don't really have anything to say? I could shoot back, "Oh, I got a demon in my house." and then I'm almost guaranteed to be the center of attention. Also, it was a good excuse to buy a ton of new electronic toys. I upgraded the computer and got a bunch of camera equipment. I told Katie it was to film the demonic activity in our home. I was going to buy all that stuff anyways. Haha.

Here's the thing though. It's creepy. Almost every night, ok more like every third night, the demon does something crazy to wake us. Not cool. I'm a day-trader I have to get up early. I need my sleep. If a demon moves your bedroom door, it's one thing. If the demon pounds on the wall or rips your girl out of bed and drags her down the hallway, it's another. You can't ignore that no matter how hard you try. It's gotten to the point where the demon doesn't even have to do anything to ruin my night.

The constant threat is enough to stress us out, especially Katie. She's frightened all the time. Also, there seems to be more to this story that she's not saying. Another thing, our sex life is dead. You'd think, with all the cameras, we could really pick it up. You know what I mean? Nope. Katie's just a bundle of nerves and will have nothing of it. It's like she's on the rag every day. Geez, cameras, threat of demonic activity, my awesome house (with pool). What more could a girl want?

Katie being weird.

Anyhow, I don't know where I'm going with this but I feel that things are coming to a head. I'm not sure what to do. Everything I try pisses off the demon even more. I let Katie bring the local "ghostbuster" guy back today but he was kind of rude and then took off without doing anything... again. I told Katie he was worthless. Maybe we should stay at a hotel tonight?